Papa: Drink the coffee fast.
Mama:Why so!!!
Papa: A hot coffee is 5/- and cold coffee is 10/-.
Son: Father we can become rich now.
Father: But how?
Son: Our teacher taught us today how to convert paise into ruppees...
Jony: Max, do you know the joke of the butter?
Max: Yes, but I wouldn't tell you becaus you will spread it.
What is between America and Australia?
Ans: Letter 'R'
What gives milk but has one horn?
Ans: Milk van
What is the favourite game of ghosts?
Ans: Hide and Shriek
Which Alphabets came late to the tea party?
Ans:U,V,W,X,Y and Z becaus they come after T.
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Ganatma
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